I predict that one day someone will ask me what it is like
surviving the zombie apocalypse. I will answer that, “though it can be lonely
and I miss the ability to take regular showers, it’s nice not having to pay a
power bill”.
In actuality one of the three will be the cause of my early
demise:
1)
Eaten by a random zombie, while out catching a cig.
2) My
sister eating me o_O
or three..
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