I’ve been reading the recaps of 50 Shades of Gray
via the Snark Squad. I don’t feel like I have to read these books, because
everyone and their mother have read them. Literally, my mother, my mother’s
mother, my aunt, my sister in law and some friends. They’ve all pretty much
agreed that the writing is terrible.
Just reading the recaps I keep getting Twilight
flashbacks. I think we’ll see a “biting her bottom lip” epidemic. It started
with Bella Swan and now Ana (with one “n”) Steele (because Steele and Grey go
together like peas and carrots). Seriously these girls are constantly biting
their bottom lips and writers are making it out to be something men go crazy
over. I’m single; maybe I should start biting my bottom lip.
I guess there’s talk of a movie. Everyone is saying
Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattenson. I say we already have Twilight.
Give some other actors a chance! After seeing Batman the Dark Knight Rises
last night (yeah that’s right I saw it before it officially came out, thanks to
my sissy and her “bar” contacts) I see Christian Bale as Christian Grey. It
works! I think this is mostly because Ana (with one “n”) Steele (because Steele
and Grey go together like carnivals and cotton candy) is always saying “his pants
hanging off his hips like they do” and Bale’s pants hang off his hips nicely in
The Dark Knight Rises. I now have a clear picture of what that actually
means in my head.
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