Adventures with TGIS

The other night the guy I’m seeing (TGIS) asked me to accompany him in picking up a mower he’d purchased off of craigslist in downtown Roswell. As you do I got the urge to go potty half way there, but didn't want to be that guy and make him stop (thank you water). When we pulled up he said he had to go really bad and I was happy because I wasn't the only one.

After shooting the shit with the seller of the mower, blah blah blah, he had a great property and OWNED CHICKENS, we were finally on our way out to find a gas station to relieve ourselves. As we’re turning around I spotted a porto and said, “well we could just go here” to which he thought about for a second then decided not to saying “I don’t do portos”. After me giving him shit for a while about “not doing portos” as if he was too good for a porto and I will just go anywhere when I gots to go, he admits he didn't want to make me use a porto (aw how sweet).

We pull into a shell, and thank goodness we passed on the porto because, there’s this amazing fish tank in there. Not only do they have this fish tank that I’m snapping all kinds of pictures of, they have a growler/bar. The.Best.Gas.Station.In.Ever.

Fast forward a couple of days and I’m getting ready to head out to the beach for the family vacation, all while watching my brother and sister-in-law’s Great Dane, Bruce. The guy I’m seeing (TGIS) came to hang out, do dinner, movie and a sleep over (we’re all adults here). He had a craving for Taco Bell, which he never has (apparently) and this is actually fine by me because I hate to admit it but I love taco bell and it’s been a while since I've allowed myself to have it.

I got this new Cantina Bell burrito  and it, for starters was HUGE and B. it was so good. I hate you taco bell for making crap food taste so good. I didn't even feel like crap after eating it. Maybe it’s because I didn't eat the whole thing. Lunch today! I have a feeling I probably will feel round two (the left overs) later.