This Guy!

This guy in the bathroom at the Bat & Ball is always glaring at me when I go to the restroom. He needs to have some respect! Maybe it is he who stinks so badly. I can’t imagine I do every time I visit.  RUDE!
 

Who Would Steal a Toilet Bowl Brush?

This blog wouldn't be my brother’s favorite, for anything having to do with toilets disgusts him. I warn you dear brother (if you’re reading) you may want to stop now! My thought process is, it’s usually just me and I’m not trying to impress myself so why clean my toilet regularly? I know this is a bad thought process, but still. 

I had company over last week and it dawned on me (too late) that my bathroom needed to be cleaned and I was quite embarrassed because I know this could be a deal breaker. If it’s all the same to anyone I decided to clean my bathroom last night. I have a toilet brush cleaner that hangs on the end of my toilet and has flush able cleaners, which makes it easy to access and clean (still I don’t clean my toilet!). Upon reaching for this tool I realized it was gone! I looked everywhere for it and couldn't find it. I thought maybe sissy used it…Maybe my bestie came over and borrowed it…All no’s.

I suddenly remember coming home Monday to my bedroom door being open and my bathroom light being on. I thought nothing of it for my sissy likes to rummage through my things when I’m not home. At the time I didn't notice anything missing. So still the question remains…who was in my bathroom and who would steal a toilet bowl brush? Is someone trying to teach me a lesson? 

UPDATE: Sissy says she saw it under the sink in the downstairs restroom. ONE: I wouldn't put it there TWO: seems quite suspicious after the fact. 

I Can Be Such A Hater

A couple of things that bother me at work:

Why would “bathroom girl” regularly come up to me and say, “Hey, did I get anything from FedEx today?”…UM NO don’t I always tell you when you receive a package? If it means that much to you, have the FedEx guy call YOU when your packages arrive. No need for a middleman cut me out. Then she follows it up with an email, “let me know when my package arrives ASAP”…Again I ALWAYS DO!

People are constantly walking in and out of the door (that is right behind me). It’s loud! There is constant commotion behind my cube. Whether it is the morning/mid day/afternoon chit chatter that congregates literally RIGHT BEHIND ME or just people having NOTHING better to do other than walk up and down the halls RIGHT BEHIND ME! I seriously think this one rep just has nothing better to do other than look for his palls and chit chat. Don’t these people understand I’m trying to slack off, internet and blog? Privacy please! It’s just constant traffic behind my cube. I swear people aren’t working; they are finding excuses to get up and walk around.

Everyone is always coughing or clearing their throats around me. Mr. Coughy not only coughs and clears his throat every other second, I’m not exaggerating, but he’s just a loud talker. He has an office so he could totally shut his door. A research team member moved next to me because it was too loud near her and she too is constantly clearing her throat. The new guy, whom is totes frat-tastic, drives me up the wall. He is making calls for our research team and it’s like listening to nails on a chalkboard. NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD! The guy is not only pushy, but he stutters and does NOT go off the script! Non-sense. His voice and banter on these calls is putrid to my ear holes. Work forbid he be sitting at his desk when there’s a conversation going on near him. He gets up, walks to it and butts himself right into the conversation. And far be it for anyone to bless me after I sneeze. So rude, I bless people, but I never get a bless you!

Vent-Friday. I’m very thankful for my job and opportunities given, but sometimes I end up asking myself “why don’t these people work” or “stop coughing” These people can’t really have to cough that much. Let us not forget the constant flow of calls I get a day of people filled with stupidity and wanting me to assist their every move to order. It’s really not that hard people.