You Know it Aint That Cut and Dry

My beffy and I were hanging out last night and as we do we started talking about boys and…stuff…(by stuff I mean cookies and rainbows obviously).

We were watching American Horror Story Asylum and there was kind of a hot quickie sex scene between two “crazies”. I called this shit a couple of episodes ago, but for some reason my sissy didn't see what I saw. HELLO there was something there. Anyways following the sex scene my beffy says, “It’s always so clean in the movies when you know there’s a mess. One day I wanna see a movie where he cleans off her stomach”.

This gave me the LOL’s, because it’s TRUE! I mean come on. You can’t just do your business up in someone without consequences. That being said Happy Friday!

Just a thought, I've gotten a couple of Clockwork Orange feelings about the new season. I mean first off there is a scene with Kit where his eyes are held open that looks strikingly similar to Alex. THEN they go and try to “un gay” the main character in AHS buy making her look at pictures of naked women while feeding her drugs that make her vomit. Coincidence? 

This Year in Halloween News

Because it’s only a little bit over a month away and duh I’ve been weighing my considerations since June, I’ve come to a semi conclusion of what I’m going to be for Halloween this year…The Bride of Frankenstein.

A couple years ago I bought an inflatable Bride of Frankenstein headpiece. It’s kind of funny, but paired with a white dress (still looking for the perfect one, I’ll be hitting up antique stores) and the right makeup (from a friend) I think it’ll be cute. Too bad I don’t have a Frankenstein. Single girl problem: Always wanting to do a couple costume for Halloween and not having the + one to do so.

But uh oh…A very close second has me wanting to be Clockwork Orange Alex. As disgusting as the movie and/or character is, there is something about him that is so intriguing.