Dear Rude You’re Looking Rather Rude Today

A sales rep asked me if I had a staple remover today. I thought about it for a second. Should I say yes? Or should I lie and say no? Well this is why I usually lie and say no…

I decided, it being Thursday and me trying to be chipper, to say yes and let him use my staple remover. Shortly afterwards he was done using it and then asked to barrow my stapler. I let him use my stapler in my cube, but it was in another cube he “barrowed” my staple remover. I heard him leave the other cube and return to his desk. Did he return my staple remover?…NO! He left it in the other cube. So, I had to get up and retrieve it. Filing under RUDE!