Friday, May 13, 2011

Freaky Friday

First off I’m wearing a skirt today at work. This is a rare occasion. Usually when I do this co-workers say something like, “Oh look Tara’s wearing a skirt”. Today so far no one has said anything. I call this a win. Usually I don’t like to bring attention to my pale chicken legs, but it is too damn hot not to. I mean it is 80 degrees in my house. 80 degrees! And the air guy won’t be able to make in out till Tuesday so we have to deal with it.

On to the reason I’m writing this blog. I had the weirdest dream last night. Bits and pieces are coming and going from my dream so, I’ll try to get it all in here.

I’m at my ex boyfriend from high school’s lake house. This isn’t odd we go all the time. But the lake house is different. It’s on a HUGE amount of land. I decide that I want to go to the lake. Because I guess the lake isn’t directly outside the house like in real life. You have to drive to the lake. I get in my car to drive to the lake. At a point I have to park my car and walk the rest of the way. There’s someone there. Like a friend or a family member. Someone not really sure who. This place is HUGE ok. So I ask this person if I can park over there and he tells me it would probably be best to park under the bridge. There’s already a car there. I do this. I have to get undressed here. Don’t know why, it was just understood by me that I had to undress at my car. I take off my pants so I’m left with only my t-shirt and under wares on. I’m happy that I’m wearing a t-shirt that is long enough to cover my under wares. I do not have shorts on.

Now all the sudden I’m with my recent ex boyfriend. Which would actually probably never happen. I guess we were done with the lake so it’s time to head back to the house. Get it my car and start driving us. It’s dark now. And there’s a bunch of cars on the road. The road is more like a rock path that you would see in the boonies. Actually like his actual lake house. The cars keep coming and I can’t find an opening to get in there. And I say, “What’s with all the people coming to the lake house?” and my ex says, “They’re just getting back from work”. I say, “I hope so” because I don’t really want to deal with a bunch of people. I don’t know why this made sense to me. It’s a private lake house.

All the sudden it’s daylight again and we’re walking. Like at some point we couldn’t drive to the house we had to finish the trip on foot. And it’s no longer just my ex and I. I think my sister is with us. I’m not really sure on that though. Alls I know is someone else was with us. We’re walking walking walking and we come across this dirt hill. We’re at the top of it and it goes straight down. There are some people sitting on it. I decide I’m going to just do a surf down this hill. I mean eventually we have to go down it so why not. I am badass for doing this. Everyone is like “OMG that was so awesome Tara” and I just give the #1 with my hand and continue walking.

There are 4 of us now. The only person I’m sure is there is my ex still at this point. And all the sudden I’m wearing pajama shorts. And I say, “good thing I had these shorts”. And then across the street are two cops yelling at 4 men. “Freeze!”. “You’re under arrest”. This scares me. So I say, “ok guys lets walk this way”, the opposite direction of the cops. I’m thinking the cops got these guys. I was wrong. All the sudden the 4 men and the cops are running towards us. The men run right past me. So my friend, now my ex is gone I believe he’s now my friend John, tells us to hide in this sewer. Yes a sewer. By all accounts though this was a nice sewer. It was clean. He’s holding open the sewer and I’m getting in there (I don’t know why we’re hiding the cops and the 4 men have ran past us). Inside the sewer I see a strung out looking man starring at the wall. He’s soaking wet, skinny and wearing a wife beater. This scares me so I start to climb out. But then another guy from the other side comes out. He’s sad it seems. And he says “wait I need to get out for a minute”. And no shit he’s looking like the guy that I okc’d for a bit last week. He never messaged me back after a few message exchanges. Hmmm...Weird. 


OMG I just realized it’s Friday the 13th. Could I have been dreaming about Camp Crystal Lake? This dream has just about everything Camp Crystal Lake had. Girls in their under ware, ex boyfriends, cops, people, and let us not forget a LAKE! Me wearing a skirt today only adds to the freakish that is today. Happy Friday the 13th

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