It Does Not Matter How Slowly You Go As Long As You Don't Stop

Am I wrong for staying in the second to last left lane on the highway? I mean is going 80+ miles per hour too slow for most people? I would think that going 80+ is pretty fast considering the speed limit is 55. Am I wrong? 


Why are people on my ass behind me? Honking at me? Signalling for me to move over? Getting next to me and giving me bad looks? I mean am I really going too slow for you? I'm going 80+ in a 55! Is that too slow? 


Are you in that much of a hurry? Obviously you're a dick or else you wouldn't get next to me to give me a look like I'm some kind of asshole for being in that lane. How bout this...I wish you would slow the fuck down! And you're lucky I didn't act like a total bitch and slam on my breaks while you were inspecting my bumper. I'm in this lane and I'm not moving. Get over it.