So...apparently they've gone and changed our childhood Jem! Taking
her from sluts and glam to sleek and modern. I for one am outraged.
Why take a good thing and change her? What kind of message is that sending our
youths? Alls I gotta say is bitch better still have the light up earrings (by the looks of it she don't).
No really I guess this is
a good thing. We've all evolved why shouldn't Jem do the same. Move with the
times if you will. Jem’s come a long way from my grandparent’s playroom where
she met her demise against my sissy’s head.
I’m more mad that when I Google “Jem” all the
new 2012 dolls come up and not the vintage Jem we all grew up with. How am I
supposed to avenge her death and have my sissy’s head forgive me now? Not to
mention she’s being sold for well over $200! Bitch is too expensive. I don’t think so Jem. I don’t
think so.
