I woke up this morning thinking last nights date
was just a nightmare…No such luck.
Everything started off really well. He was cute,
dressed nice and even taller than me. We shared a lot of the same interests,
spoke about music and being on the beach. 3 hours flew by at this brew house
and we got the tab. As I do, I ignore it and just wait for it to be paid, but
not with this guy. He says, “So you wanna split this”. I was shocked but kept
it together and said, “sure”. He scurried off to the laboratories and I told
the waiter to split it down the middle, even though I had TWO beers compared to
his FOUR and we SPLIT a salsa and queso. At one point in the night he mentions
his “female confidant”. At the end of the date I’m thinking, did his “female
confidant” tell him to split the tab? You must know this guy is a beer brewer by profession, so my “male confidant” told me this
guy needs to brew up some common courtesy. At the very least to pick up the damn
tab on a date!
Still he asked me if I wanted to come back to his
place because it was a nice night and we could “hang on the porch”. Not to seem
totally annoyed, which I was, I said yes. I’m thinking ONE beer and I’ll go,
because it is a work night for me. I follow him to his place down the road and
he gets us both a beer. We’re sitting on his porch enjoying my fave Miller
Lite and all the sudden he comes in for the kiss. You would think this
would be nice…it wasn’t. Probably the worst kisser I’ve ever dealt with and
there was no way I could make it work even a little bit. He’s being way too
aggressive, which just sets the tone for what he’s really out for.
He’s getting more and more aggressive and I tell
him things gotta stop there. He goes on and on asking me questions about why,
and telling me my body and the way I’m acting or dressing (believe me my clothes were on LOCK DOWN) is telling him
differently (WTF!) and I’m having to explain to him my morals (because damnit I
do have them). This goes on for a while. He tells me he has to sleep with
someone to know if he wants to “date” her. Knowing this is all complete
bullshit I just tell him it doesn’t work that way for me. I do finally convince
him that NOTHING is going to happen, by telling him I was just Baptized and I'm walking a life through the eyes of God (forgive me) and I get on my way home knowing that he’ll
never call me and that I’m completely ok with that.
Probably the worst date I’ve ever been on. And it
showed such great promise at the beginning of the night. Boo dude!
UPDATE: The guy texts me this morning! He says he had a great time last night and for me to have a great week. What a weird day. Dilemma, one guy I like doesn't know how to make plans or text me on the whim, yet he tells me great things about myself and makes me feel good. This guy totes makes me feel like he's out for ONE thing (that is sex) and yet he follows up with texts telling me he had fun and to have a great week.
UPDATE: The guy texts me this morning! He says he had a great time last night and for me to have a great week. What a weird day. Dilemma, one guy I like doesn't know how to make plans or text me on the whim, yet he tells me great things about myself and makes me feel good. This guy totes makes me feel like he's out for ONE thing (that is sex) and yet he follows up with texts telling me he had fun and to have a great week.

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