Borrowing Shouldn't Be Called Borrowing If You Can't Bring It Back

Not only do I get the mail at work, I also send the mail. Put postage on it and such. There’s this one lady at work who rarely comes in but when she does she always has a crap load of foreign mail to send. She use to put them on my desk without sealing them first. So, I had to seal them. I told her it was easier if she sealed them herself because the machine doesn’t do it for her (and quite frankly neither do I).

It seems I’m the only person in the office with an envelope moistener. If you know me you know I hate to barrow out my things. Why? Because more than likely the person I’m letting “barrow” my stuff isn’t going to bring it back. Plus anything you could ever want is in the supply closet. Today this lady (seal em yourself) comes to me and asks me if I had an envelope moistener. I couldn’t lie because it’s in plain sight. So, of course I let her barrow it. That was 3 hours ago! I know that she’s going to come back around and give me her mail to send, but will she bring back my envelope moistener? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. My guess is no and I’ll have to go to her desk and get it myself.