Initially I started watching the new Bad Girls Club for two reasons. One, my bestie would not stop texting me about the events going on in the very first episode. Two, when she mentioned it was in New Orleans and voodoo dolls were lead characters I thought, “I have to get on this”. So I recorded the first episodes re-run. I just knew I couldn’t watch an entire episode on live tv. Gotta be able to fast forward.
I thought it would be better to just list the text messages shared between my bestie and I last night as I was watching this episode. It starts off 17 days prior to the actual move in date of all 7 bad bitches. It’s been 17 days and these bitches are fighting to the blood already. On to the text messages:
Me: Just got back from kickball. I recorded bad girls club gonna watch it now.
Bestie: Hah awesome
Me: “My voodoo dawl”. Hahaha. You didn’t tell me it was life sized!
Bestie: Yeah! Hahahha
Me. Go go dancer…bitch yous a stripper
Bestie: No she’s not!
Me: You rock a stripper pole yous a stripper. Go go dancer, what?
Me: Is this really happening? The Les is mad that “human voodoo dawl lover” met a guy at the bar? “You need to be with the family”. Bitch please
Bestie: I know, get over it!
Me: “The family the family” they are going at it already. I knew that voodoo dawl was gonna be the object of some drama
Bestie: It gets even worse!
Me: These bitches are crazy. One I don’t think anyone is jello of Juli. She says “voodoo dawl” and is carrying it around like it’s her best friend. It’s a life sized DOLL. Two I think I’ll like the Lessy and Pracilla, she’s got my shirt yo.
Bestie: I don’t hate anyone yet. Voodoo girl is nuts but she made me laugh.
Me: She said Pricilla was crazy for fighting the voodoo dawl (playfully) but she’s getting angry when Pricilla touches it. Yeah that makes sense. They put voodoo dolls in the toilet…not good.
Me: I’m glad production companies waste so much money putting these bitches in a nice ass place and supply them with food so they can ruin it.
Me: “She reminds me of my friends from back home. Back in Tuscaloosa a lot of my friends are black or whatever” hahaha! Dumb ass bitch.
Bestie: Hah yeah like wow you know black ppl, you down!
This was all in about 20 minutes time. The show continued on with a lot of bickering and light to not so light physical fighting. Resulted in 3 girls having to stay in a hotel (on the FIRST night) and Juli continuing to talk trash and ruin another girls bed. The bitch broke a glass and put it on this girls bed. I mean wow. She a bad ass bitch.
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